jack vodka

when you mix Jack Daniels and Vodka together.

Damn that jack vodka got a niggas world spinning!

by Big Ole Black Guy November 11, 2013

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

Backwash vodka

Vodka that has been opened or was open for a while

Tim: dude we don’t have vodka

Steve: Just grab the backwash vodka!!! Hurry we’re gonna be late

by Satansbaby310 November 14, 2018

Vodka

Russian water

My family is Russian so our sink runs on tap vodka

by Mbslayer123 February 28, 2019

Vodka

The thing that keeps you alive

vodka gave me life

by yourlocalcrackhead June 4, 2018

Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.

I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.

by gaydancer January 28, 2019