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vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
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Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."
girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017
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vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015
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vodka

babushka talking to her grandchildren: “in mother russia, you don’t drink vodka, vodka drinks you.”
by russianbitch July 31, 2021
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pineapple vodka

It's the equivalent of a hot girl in a tiki themed bar giving you a hot golden shower!
That girl from panama 🇵🇦 joes gave me and my buddy some sweet Pineapple Vodka
by urbandrum1 June 26, 2017
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vodka

A clear, strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes
This is my second glass of vodka.
by bluestinger66 December 7, 2022
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