vacation dick

That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.

"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"

by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor May 28, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.

Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!

Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!

boyfriend dick

by Galen Knode May 25, 2016

vacation dick

The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.

Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.

by TazTheMan May 23, 2016

VACation

VACation is when someone says when they suspect someone is hacking on a steam game and say, "Have a nice VACation!". Which refers to steam's anti-cheats system called VAC possibly banning them soon.

*p1 gets shot through wall*
p1: "have a nice VACation faggot"
p2: "xd"

by grav1ty September 4, 2017

Vacation Simulator

A VR Gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweweeweqwerefawawfaefsegsbcnhjmgu,humbug

I Play Vacation Simulator I Want Job Simulator
Ok I Will Give

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 April 11, 2021

vacation dick

Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick

Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?

Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

Vacationship

When you date someone from a city much cooler than the one you reside in, presumeably for vacation rights.

Jenny's boyfriend lives in NYC, but they're not serious, it's more of a vacationship.

by jcheb May 13, 2008