A man who loves dick. He loves it so much and loves to give head on bridges for 5 dollars. He loves to get gang-banged by black men and suck anywhere when it invloves money.
by Fruity Valentine August 11, 2019
by optimistic March 05, 2009
A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
by Indian4Life December 21, 2007
by Valentin Trujillo April 17, 2020
A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.
by Derek Gene February 14, 2009