Valdyr

A pretentious douche who pays to win in online alpha space games. This person can also be referred to as Mr. Metamucil or if he is in a power of authority over you Captain Metamucil.

I heard he's gonna be Legatus some day he's a real Valdyr

by Diabeetus46 October 26, 2025

Valatic.Net

Valatic and/or Valatic.Net is a Minecraft server run by a owner know as BlueJayJensen and his mod team. Who fill the server with micro transactions and have effectively made it pay to win. The server also chooses to remove features initially offered with certain transactions and refuses to compensate or even allow players who bought it for that purpose to reclaim their features.

When someone would quit Valatic this is what they would usually say: *Im quitting Valatic.Net/Valatic, I just can't take fucking it anymore."

by ScorchedEarthMate December 7, 2025

vintage vajayjay

Slang for Vintage Vagina.

There were so many Vintage VaJayJay's at our 40th H. S. class reunion.

by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017

puffy vajayjay

A puffy vajayjay signifies a very sexually aroused female Orpheus that generally requires a severe pounding to relieve intracellular tensions produced by the one we call a justin.

Oh look at all the puffy vajayjay's... there must be Justin near by.

by Lifted Chevy luva June 27, 2017

the valaura effect

a scientific phenomenon regarding the icons of virginia, usa. the effect that valaura has on a person causes them to become obsessed. victims of the valaura effect are unable to leave valaura alone and begin to see signs of them everywhere.

fuckface: i cant stop thinking about them man. i watched a movie yesterday and midway through i swear i saw them on the screen. i cannot escape it
anothony: thats the valaura effect bro..

by brothelbrotha July 12, 2021

Jerome Valaska

A not kind, cute cinnamon roll who deserves the world and respect.

He cutely killed his mother (who deserved it.)

He is superior than insane Jeremiah.

Jerome Valaska is the best twin.

by Riddlebird February 27, 2022

pb & vajayjay

When a man slathers skippys chunky peanut butter all over his ball sack and then fills a nearby woman’s vagina with smuckers strawberry jam and then the man proceeds to dip his testicles into the woman’s jam-filled basin, one by one

Yeah last night Brennan and I did the pb & vajayjay so sloppily I smell strawberry every time I pee.

by Skippysluvr October 14, 2023