unikkatil

Viktor Palokaj (born March 18, 1981), known professionally as Unikkatil, is an Albanian rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer who lives in Bronx, New York. He is the greatest Albanian rapper of all time. This is a FACT not an OPINION

Person 1: Ey Yo, who's the greatest Albanian rapper of all time ?
Person 2: Fo sho it's Unikkatil

by Jesus Is A Dick October 26, 2019

Universeitself

Probably the most annoying fucking asshole you'll ever fucking meet holy shit. They constantly think they're the best person, or the better example in a situation.

If your friend is a Universeitself, they're the embodiment of your little cousin holding your tablet with cheeto fingers. And when you told a swear word in elementary school to your friend group, the Universeitself friend, like the little bitch that he is, told on Mrs. Robinson while you were getting clout points

Often backseat mods

Guy: Dude! I (Talks about doing an easy task)...It's just like stealing a candy from a baby!

UniverseItself: Thats not cool, you should be incredibly ashamed of yourself for even thinking about stealing candy from an infant

by ii_voidss June 18, 2021

Steven universe future

Holy shit Steven needs mental help

Steven : Connie, will you marry me.
Connie : no
Steven : *breakdown*

Steven universe future is sad

by Puppydog101 March 16, 2020

Unicorn

A unicorn is a mythical, horse like creature. A unicorn has a horn on it's forehead and typically a long, flowing mane.

Unicorns are often symbolized for their majesticness and beauty.

by Techno Blaze April 27, 2015

Thots United

Thots United is a local non-profitable organization that promotes premarital sexual actions at a young age. The original Thots United is located in Dubuque IA, but can be used to describe any group of hoes hanging out at the same time in any location.

White Male #1: '' Did you hear all those girls were hanging out over the weekend?''

White Male#2: ''Yeah, in total how many guys do you think Thots United has fucked?''

(Random Annoying Ass Iowa Girl): ''Oh my gawd how can you be so rude and judge people just because of what they do?''

by Thotties In Dubs July 7, 2014

spousal unit

Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)

My spousal unit is really annoying today.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 8, 2009

Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*

by Yobbbh August 23, 2018