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This law of nature states that if you see a gross bug in your room and it crawls out of sight, it could be anywhere in the room. It follows that there is a significant possibility it could be about to crawl onto you, and this fact will eventually freak you out.

Borrowed from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which states that both the position and momentum of an electron cannot be known.
I just saw a spider go behind the desk, and by the Hiding Bug Uncertainty Principle it could come out of nowhere and crawl on me at any moment.
by stankin' charlie September 30, 2011
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Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.
Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.
by Dylonater January 20, 2008
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uncle

Exclaimation meaning "I give up".
Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*
by B3++y January 29, 2005
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uncle jesse

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone
Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse
by Seany Mac May 3, 2003
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uncle's tongue

when you pull the extra skin from your ballsack and make a tongue like protrusion with it. Hence, a hairy tongue like your uncle would have.
Dewayne showed Lisa his uncle's tongue and she immediately snapped a photo.
by DirkNiggla April 2, 2004
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Uncle Mark

An extremely hairy man who is sometimes mistaken as Sasquatch. He is often found with a half empty beer can in 1 hand and a lighter, which is never his own, in the other.
That crazy "Uncle Mark" is so hairy & appalling, it looks like he has a sweater on when he's really fukn topless
by Meowmeowrabbit May 17, 2018
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UNCLE TONY

To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex
Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!
by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004
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