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Tyson

The sweetest, coolest, funniest, most athletic guy you'll ever meet. Tyson will always be there for you and has your back no matter what. He's super fast and beats everyone who tries to race him. He's the best boyfriend ever and if you meet a Tyson hold on and never let go! He's tan, brown eyes, and super cute.
Tyson is Tyson
by Tysons_simp December 19, 2020
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Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound
Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes
by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020
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Mike Tyson

Beating the living sh*t out of someone.
Ey bro if he keeps talkin like that im gonna Mike Tyson that b*tch.
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Tyson

(Positive and negative)

(Negative)
Tyson, a guy who cant usually be trusted, they are sometimes funny and thinks they better then everyone else. You should be careful around him because you never really know what issues he COULD be causing. They have "been" through alot and can emotionally hurt you at any time.
(Obviously 95% of them are nice so i will right another):
(Positive)
Tyson, a often funny, nice (not backstabbing) and calm guy. A guy who can easily be trusted and shows they care alot in relationships. You 'would' be very lucky to have them in your life. They are also talented at music.
(Negative)
Person 1: that dude thinks hes funny
Person 2: yeah, thats tyson, he backstabbed me

(Positive)
Person 1: whos that? Hes so cool.
Person 2: him? Thats tyson
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Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex
I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep
by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020
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tyson lol

tyson is an asshole that is self absorbed that leads girls on but is still kinda cute
tyson lol is just an asshole idk what to tell u
by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
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Tyson

A dad who loves his kids. He is the coolest dad ever (seriously). He is the top seller at his work as a weed salesman at a legal weed dispensary in Alaska. He desires to make his kids laugh and he wants to show his kids all the beauties of the world.
Look at TYSON, I wish my dad were like him.
by fefe_got_that_dripdrip January 5, 2021
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