Text-n-twitch

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.

You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'

by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009

Indian slow twitch muscle fibres

Special fibres present only in people of Indian Subcontinent origin. They are superior to other muscle fibres. This claim can be verified on the Bollywoodpedia .

Oh wow Cam’s got amazing Indian slow twitch muscle fibres, unlike Max who has inferior muscle fibres due to consuming small wiener causing steroids.

by Max IsA Benchod May 31, 2019

After Twitch

An involuntary or uncontrollable spasm and or movement of the penis immediately following an intense ejaculatory session.

I attained after twitch after getting head from my girlfriend.

by DJ T-Skullz January 20, 2011

Dick twitch

When your dick twitches unnoticeably and uncontrollably

"Why the fuck did my dick twitch "

by Doorhanblue January 3, 2017

twitching

A combination of Twitter and bitching, where someone uses their Twitter account to complain about life.

This guy cut me off and I was totally twitching about it later.

by LongRanger2 April 19, 2009

TWITA

That's What I'm Talking About

Ben: Would somebody please kindly explain what that Nature's Own ad on TV is about? They say that going without sleep for 17 hours is equivalent to having a 0.05 blood alcohol level. Huh? People do that every day. I don't get it.
Chris: 7 hours sleep??? pfffft they must be on drugs!

Ben: TWITA

by _en May 16, 2013

Dick Twitch

The shaky tingles a guy gets in his dick after he busts a nut.

Stop bitch!! You know I can’t take that shit once I get the dick twitches!!!

by FreddyKT December 2, 2017