spooky turd

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.

That's one damn spooky turd!

by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009

turd tunneler

Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.

"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"

by Shizlgog July 13, 2007

Turd Tube

This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.

Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.

by Bob Tate September 06, 2017

turd prodder

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

Meat Turds

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.

Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"

by squiggular November 28, 2021

nose turd

a booger,mucose

i just flung a nose turd at the teacher

by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha September 02, 2008

Bungie Turd

When you are taking a hard shit and half way out it decides to shot right back up your ass.

tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens

by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 08, 2009