Tactical Vomit

A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.

Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...

Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!

by Josh Crank October 8, 2011

Tactical COD Wank

1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops

2) having a wank while on call of duty

(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys

(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe

by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011

Twastical

the act of getting a fucked up sex change that goes completely wrong, and you end up with a twat and a testicular gland so you now have a vagina and a cumming magazine but no glue gun.

That islamic guy has a twastical hanging from his pants of and you can just see the camel toe has a testicle shape to it while he sings Numa Numa song

by Oreo King666 March 13, 2013

toasticlays

a band composing of daniel singing drunk in his room playing guitar one handed and puttting the songs on myspace to gain groupies.

"all day i dream about hoovers and toast"
"licking butter off toast is orgasmic"-toasticlays

by josieandthepussycats September 6, 2008

Tastica

An extension added to adjectives used to describe various nouns of an extremely ballin nature. Most often used in conjunction with the term Battlestar.

If addressing a friend named Matt, one might say:
"What's up Battlestar Matt-tastica?"

Or if you notice someone with extremely live apparel:
"Shazam son, check out Battlestar Swag-tastica."

by AKBallard July 15, 2009

Tactical Spew

Letting yourself vomit in a bush/toilet at a party so you can continue to party and/or get drunk faster again

drinking at a party and feeling like you need to throw up, so instead of denying it until you cant control it, you find a bush and Tactical Spew, then drink on an empty stomach and get drunk off one drink.

by Huge-G November 16, 2010

Tragically Attractive

When someone who is really attractive knows it.

Paul: Ginger was acting like such a bitch last night!
Jim: Yeah, she's tragically attractive and thinks she can do whatever she wants.

by Frank Darlucci April 8, 2011