Toy Fairy

A mythical figure developed by parents in the 90's in order to discipline unruly children. Essentially her job is to find naughty boys and girls and whilst they slumber, she takes any and all toys that they may possess as a form of punishment. A note is supposedly sometimes left to inform the children of the misbehavior.

"MOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!"

"What is it sweety?"

"ALL MY TOYS ARE GONE!!!"

"I told you that the Toy Fairy was gonna come and take them."

by kasairashi May 28, 2012

tinkle toys

A euphemism for the private parts of a clown as brought about by the January 9, 2010 post on the Cake Wrecks website.

"I could have gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys."

by Jo Sterling January 9, 2010

favorite toy

Penis, usu. one's own.

Jack's off playing with his favorite toy again.

by toyplayer May 8, 2010

Toy Destruction

Noun. The practice of those who own and operate www.toydestruction.com

That was some damn good Toy Destruction Ezekiel!

by Stanley May 4, 2004

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Toy Soldier

Someone or something that looks threatening, but in reality it can't do any harm.

"That guy is a total toy Soldier"

by Urban hoe (EOH) June 18, 2021

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