tinkle toys

A euphemism for the private parts of a clown as brought about by the January 9, 2010 post on the Cake Wrecks website.

"I could have gone my whole life without seeing clown tinkle toys."

by Jo Sterling January 9, 2010

favorite toy

Penis, usu. one's own.

Jack's off playing with his favorite toy again.

by toyplayer May 8, 2010

brain toy

Mainly used in fanfiction. An idea that you know will never touch the computer screen or notebook that you play with in your head, usually involving some massive torture scenes and character pain.

See idea cat.

I'm working on another brain toy.

That damn idea cat won't let go of its brain toy.

by C&I November 4, 2006

joy toy

Toys, usually sexual in nature, used to enhance one's sexual pleasure.

"I bought the most amazing joy toy today and I just can't stop playing with it."

by Dr. of Love June 12, 2013

Toy-Oiling

Blow Job

She really knows how to give a good toy-oiling!

by Chovastard February 4, 2015

Fuck Toy

Fuck Toy....a young dude an older woman wanna fuck on

he jus a fuck toy

by Cry R December 24, 2019

Toy Fairy

A mythical figure developed by parents in the 90's in order to discipline unruly children. Essentially her job is to find naughty boys and girls and whilst they slumber, she takes any and all toys that they may possess as a form of punishment. A note is supposedly sometimes left to inform the children of the misbehavior.

"MOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!"

"What is it sweety?"

"ALL MY TOYS ARE GONE!!!"

"I told you that the Toy Fairy was gonna come and take them."

by kasairashi May 28, 2012