During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 8, 2021
Get the Parental tourette's mug.person 1: "F**K, my f**king back is in so much f**king pain, the c**t!"
person 2: Dude, got a case of Pain Tourettes?
person 2: Dude, got a case of Pain Tourettes?
by matt19291 December 31, 2022
Get the Pain Tourettes mug.When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.
(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
by Areyouarita December 15, 2022
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american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."
by yrsolame January 20, 2023
Get the canadian tourettes mug.Breakup Tourette's is when you use words or quotes frequently used by someone you've gone your separate ways with, resulting in you being reminded of them and exclaiming curse words.
Sarah: "Hey girl! How has everything been going? Long time no see!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"
Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"
Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"
by sm2014 August 19, 2016
Get the Breakup Tourette's mug.The description of a bodybuilder or strength athlete who is talking shite because they're jabbed full of trenbolone, and they have far, far too much testosterone as a result.
by GI_Biochip July 23, 2025
Get the Tren Tourettes mug.Saw a dog scratching it's bum on the floor and had to bite my tongue to stop myself singing that tiktok song out loud. Definitely suffering from tiktok tourettes
by Lady Cakey May 11, 2020
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