When you randomly blurt out accomplishments and humble brags when around someone that makes you feel insecure.
by Man called Fi August 8, 2021
During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 9, 2021
“I think I’ve let the house get too cold and am feeling it now. I’ve got cold Tourette’s”
“I’m glad you’ve decided to put the heating on”
“I’m glad you’ve decided to put the heating on”
by ROxford February 13, 2023
by ceebee-bruh December 22, 2021
by Puterway May 26, 2022
an emotional, developmental, and neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, involuntary expletives, criticisms occurring during residency training.
Often associated with mood swings, aggressiveness, hormone imbalance.
Exacerbated by junior residents, ED residents, and females- in general.
Instant triggers include critical lab value pages, opposition, going to the OR, sobriety, macro-nutrient imbalance.
Often associated with mood swings, aggressiveness, hormone imbalance.
Exacerbated by junior residents, ED residents, and females- in general.
Instant triggers include critical lab value pages, opposition, going to the OR, sobriety, macro-nutrient imbalance.
ED Resident 1: The only resident listed on hand call is Lindsay Allred. I'd rather just replant the hand myself then call her...
ED Resident 2: Dude, I heard she was diagnosed with Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome.
ED Resident 1: It all makes sense! Well if the replant doesn't work, I'll still have the same success rate as Ryan Rebowe.
Critical lab value page: Patient calcium 8.4 mg/dL
Lindsay: *RIT EXPLOSION* $@%*! #$%!@+
ED Resident 2: Dude, I heard she was diagnosed with Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome.
ED Resident 1: It all makes sense! Well if the replant doesn't work, I'll still have the same success rate as Ryan Rebowe.
Critical lab value page: Patient calcium 8.4 mg/dL
Lindsay: *RIT EXPLOSION* $@%*! #$%!@+
by ED attending June 21, 2019
Just like Tourette's Syndrome can cause some people to blurt out offensive curse words, Carpal Tourette's is Tourette's of the hand, as in flipping someone off. Randomly. And because stupid people exist everywhere, you're CONSTANTLY flipping them the bird.
by BadAnnie March 2, 2021