totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.

Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..

by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 9, 2013

totes fallops

A way to describe something, someone, or place as being amazing. It is the amaze balls equivalent for females, that is totally in my Fallopian tubes.

That tuna casserole recipe is Totes Fallops!

by smocode March 31, 2015

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016

Tote

Something you don't want to do; a struggle

- All this homework is a tote.

- "I gotta walk all the way home"... "that's a tote"

by Miolagranola July 6, 2017

Totes Masc

Term used as propaganda for toxic masculinity.

I’m no homo. I’m totes masc

by Wynn July 5, 2018

Tote

A small amount of something

I will have a tote of whiskey

by Iambic July 12, 2018

dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018