mouse tomato

a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.

She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012

Green Tomato

A term used to describe yourself as being "all good". Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra

Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Green Tomato

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Justin tomato

A really red guy

Justin tomato is redder than usual

by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016

tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.

"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"

by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020

Taking the Tomato

The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry

Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?

aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...

by 9th floor whoree December 14, 2010