Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
by bingo lingo May 12, 2010
Get the tomato-envymug. by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016
Get the Spicy tomatomug. An urban tomato is a special genus of the tomato plant grown in the high CO2, low-light environment of a city. Once picked, the tomatoes must be ogled for three days straight whereupon they may ripen.
Gangsta thugs best wear reflector-shades when ogling urban tomatoes or the fruit is liable to redden and blossom prematurely
by Sir Alan Titchmarsh July 15, 2014
Get the Urban Tomatomug. by Teresa McLeod November 11, 2007
Get the tomato truckmug. by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012
Get the mouse tomatomug. by Happy1245 February 18, 2018
Get the Curdle tomatomug. A favorite of guys from Maine.
A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.
A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.
by SeeTheOcean May 8, 2018
Get the Tomato Cakemug.