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Justin tomato

Justin tomato is redder than usual
by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018
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crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
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Toasted Tomato

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato
by GangbangGrandma September 4, 2016
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polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016
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Tomato head

The best skin in fortnite. This skin should also go by the name Tomato Tom. Everyone in the tomato cult prays to Tomato Tom every night.
Person 1: what god do you pray to?
Person 2 aka the right person: Tomato Head
by Bad word king October 18, 2019
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tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.
"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"
by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020
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mouse tomato

a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.
by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012
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