Josh

A Josh is someone who dresses like an old man, arranges his pens, makes you a cup of tea. He enjoys gardening but sadly will never have a lawn of his own.

Person A: "you're clothes make you look like my grandfather."
Person B: "yeah, they make you look like a real josh."

by SpookleZz October 15, 2019

Josh

A person with a large penis and it is so big it will come out your throat

That kid is a Josh. He will touch my throat

by Lever Chrees April 3, 2018

Josh

Hooking up with you bros friends that are girls

"Dude your friend Jillian is super hot"
"Bro don't josh me"

by Seancallaghan May 15, 2018

Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.

Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.

by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018

Josh

He is an amazing, (loyal), hot, caring, and loving boyfriend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mind blowing so prepare for the incredible wind.When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for granite. You will be a wreck without him.

i really need a josh right now
are there any josh's here
i got me a josh
last night i hit a josh

by Chante1118 May 24, 2018

Josh

A person that uses their moms credit card

He used his moms credit card what a josh

by Ron24356 May 27, 2018

Josh

"you gotta mean what you meme and, meme what you meme"
- Josh
1996-2046

A Josh is likely to say something like this.

by CuteMeox December 15, 2017