nathan

man who turns up his mic gain and then proceeds to tell you he hasn't touched his microphone

Joseph: Nathan I can't hear you
*Nathan suddenly gets louder*
Joseph: Turn yourself down what have you done
Nathan: I didn't touch my mic
Joseph: You've done a nathan

by LongDongH February 3, 2021

Nathan

Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.

None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"

None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"

The end

by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021

Nathan

Massive penis, pussy destroyer (confirmed by girlfriend). Loves pussy, and his boss 😜😜

Omg is that Nathan his penis is huge

by Dhgwusjcnckspjsgwvwbd January 26, 2022

Nathan

Pussy

Nathan is a fucking pussy

by Peen.an10 July 29, 2021

Nathan

Nathan is sweet, responsible, and motivated. Nathan’s top priorities are family, and his girlfriend. Nathan is taken. You may want Nathan, but he belongs to his girfriend. Too bad for you bitch.

Everyone wants Nathan
Too bad Nathan is taken

by Mcallybal June 6, 2018

Nathan

Is a virgin

Nathan: IM A VIRGIN

by Nathan’s mother September 27, 2022

Nathan

smelly

Nathan smells

by happy carrots September 21, 2020