Salad Bag

The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.

by DurtyDan July 21, 2009

Woman bagging

When a person who is usually a female takes up one seat just for her bag.
It usually happen on a subway.

Woman bagging need to stop it just stupid.

by Cool_adj January 02, 2017

Scotch Bagging

The act of dipping one's balls into two hollowed-out scotch eggs for sexual pleasure.

I was scotch bagging last night, when my Mum walked in on me. It was like American Pie, but with scotch eggs.

by Invisible Kid December 27, 2004

maggie bag

To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.

Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.

by HRH Satan November 29, 2009

Target Bag

To have sex with someone using a cut-out Target bag as a condom

Kory, you should totally Target Bag Amy tonight!

by Dopey Houser April 29, 2009

bag wink

The act of lifting one's ball sack and flashing your butthole at another person.

My girlfriend was bitching about me clipping my toenails naked in bed, so I bag winked her and told her to go get me a sandwich.

by donkey thong 69 February 02, 2014

Freezer bags

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber

She has horrendous freezer bags that one

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021