tina

she's so hot bro you're literally winning fr

tina is such a sexy person

by kefeusikaetae<3 November 22, 2021

Breezy Tina

When your girlfriend farts in your mouth and your cheeks flap in the wind.

You really just answered your phone and farted in my mouth and made my cheeks flap...Yeah you got a Breezy Tina.

by SauskiSmash April 8, 2021

Tina

Only fools fall in love. Tina is a sexual Goddess but she’s spreading that shit around. She’ll take a gangbang and sleep in your bed that night. A scorned woman hath no fury. She may as well be the inspiration behind that. She’ll deny her own daughter her father if she feels personally scorned. A hot blooded, cold blooded sexual goddess of the night capable of making you orgasm 4 successive times with her unquenchable appetite for cum, but then going out and fucking the neighborhood. When pregnant, will not even slow down smoking or taking adderall and will then use her family to seclude the child from the father. The family knows this is the only way that Tina will ever have the respect of her child (wo the father in the picture). But little do they care for the child’s rights to know her father. A Tina cannot think for herself and therefore loves life through decisions made for her by others. A sexual goddess who will make you pay for your sin like Eve of old.

Hey, watch out, there’s a Tina. What she’s capable of is legendary cold blooded shit. Better to go home and go batin’ than to sell your soul to the devil.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019

Tina turnup

1)Verb

Getting drunk and wild for the night.

Homage to Tina Turner.

Ernesto wants all his friends to do a shot of tequila and Tina turnup with him.

by Ernie poodles June 23, 2021

Tina Dong

The most diabolical person in the world!

Tina dong.

by pdk19173 May 18, 2023

The Tina

The act of repeatedly pocket dialling your friends and having them listen to your wildest rambles for 45+ minutes

Friend 1: "Man, I fucked up last night, my pocket dialled my friends whilst rambling on about vampire porn and now they won't stop rippin the shit outta me"

Friend 2: "Oh dude, thats a mood, you pulled The Tina"

by miniCoffee December 9, 2022

Tina Arbone

A 40 year old women who finds pleasure in beefing with literal children. She thinks she's smoking hot shit but really she is just a fat piece of horse shit. She's bigger than Augustus Gloop. She thinks she can run a girl Scout troop without being cooked by a bunch of teenage girls who hate her. She tried to take us to Lancaster to meet the Amish but they all thought we were kidnapped by Megamind. She tried to take us on a cruise in the middle of the ocean and wouldn't leave us alone,she stalked us like she was the next Middle Aged predator. She tries to be inclusive but likes to call girls her browbies. What the fuck? She's the first to look at you and say your shirt is too short but she just is mad she can't fit in kids clothes anymore. Talk about HUGE. She left the troop then got mad we didn't give her money she was literally stealing from us. The only reason her daughter sold over 1,000 boxes of cookies every season was because she bought and ate them all.

Girl 1: My name is Tina Arbone and I'm America's next Top 100 Child Predator!

Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by anonymous April 8, 2025