therapist

someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom

my therapist just told me I was normal.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

Therapissed

being rly mad at a therapist.

therapist: bob, you dont seem to to be happy with me right now.

bob: ur right. im not happy. im therapissed!

by meowmix26 July 31, 2011

Bonghalation Therapy

To calm one's nerves with a bong.

"Dude!...I'm stressing!...It's time for bonghalation therapy!"

by Lord Blasto February 23, 2008

yahoo therapy

Someone who deals with their problems by asking the world on Yahoo Answers on a regular basis instead of going to a therapist or their friends/family, either because they have too many problems for them, don't want to pay, or have no life. People who do this probably kill themselves eventually anyways.

Jake has too many problems for therapists and his family/friends, so he does yahoo therapy once a day on Yahoo Answers to get through them on a daily basis

by gonorrheeea December 14, 2010

Global sex therapy

Common sex therapy is only for help with sexual problems but global ex therapy is for all kinds of help with mental problems such as anxiety,nervousness,loss of self esteem,and some times social phobia ect.
In places where prostitution is legal they can get a prostitute to help with sex if she goes through a small training course and health exam and they have people on staff that have been trained to give sex in this context.
The word global in global sex therapy means it is used for all types of mental health treatment and not just sexual.

Kathy works in global sex therapy.

by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010

Kylie the "Sex Therapist"

On-Air radio "Therapist", (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY). She's a truly genuine person, a charming girl with a heart of gold, sarcastic sense of humour, and extremely intelligent.
Not to mention absolutely incredible boobs, she will knock you off your feet with just one stare. She's got this sexy geek look with the perfect little glasses, and a love of Spider-man. Known to be one of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Without a doubt, the hottest red head in radio.

"Did you go out last night?"

"No, Kylie the "Sex Therapist" was on the radio."

"Dude, I can't believe I missed it! She's the best and so smoking hot!"

by JoeyForrest June 17, 2011

TharaTragedy

TharaTragedy comes from the meaning tragedy, Something bad. TharaTragedy is when you see something so cute and so viciously sexie that misfortune were soon to happen for seeing something pleasant. This word was made when kaung saw a girl his eyes can't believe. Her Yellow highlights just flash and blinded him so he fell down the escalator, later he found out her name was Thara.. This word can not be use in a sentence but can be use to describe a person misfortune. Often use as a phrase.

"She make my balls drop" TharaTragedy
"Shit, i just looked at her and my wife smacked me"Thara Tregady

by KrazyKin244 June 29, 2010