A condition characterized by an overwhelming sense of paranoia at having one's back exposed or unprotected; The person who sits in the back of the class, or the back of the restaurant, or in the corner, like a real creeper, who is afraid of spontaneous back stabbings by strangers or hit men; So named because of the old days where mafia members never sat at a place in a restaurant where they could be attacked or caught unawares by someone coming in the front door. It has since carried over to the modern day, where it isn't really necessary, (unless you live in a third world country or maybe Iraq or North Korea) but somehow still affects people in all walks of life.
Waitress: "Sir, will this table be alright?"
Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."
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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"
Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."
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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"
by Kivixalla May 23, 2010
The slacking that occurs when an employee realizes that they're going to continue to receive their paycheck regardless of how much time they actually spend working.
Dan was a great employee until he caught Salary Syndrome, I watched him click a pen for 90 minutes yesterday before leaving a half hour early.
by Fakelove September 12, 2009
Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.
A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.
by Pacratious November 21, 2015
Yie Syndrome is a situation where one person kept biting the pen tip and it ended up leaking ink. After that, they will proceed to stain their hands and clothes. After this, the victim will type in Discord asking what they should do, using their Vietnamese keyboard instead of English.
He has contracted a disease better known as Yie Syndrome.
Oh no! My Yie Syndrome is acting up again.
Oh no! My Yie Syndrome is acting up again.
by Anon Popo October 21, 2020
by xjessellison November 25, 2020
it is a state of mind you develop during your GRE preparation, when you are very confident about the meaning of a word which in reality is remotely related to the actual meaning.. :P
Vijay: Dude, pragmatic means mystical right!
Rajat: You bet, lets google it
Google search : pragmatic means practical thinking.
Vijay n Rajat : Oh we've got the GRE syndrome..
Rajat: You bet, lets google it
Google search : pragmatic means practical thinking.
Vijay n Rajat : Oh we've got the GRE syndrome..
by Rajat and Vijay January 30, 2010
A special sociological syndrome in which a person thinks about an item or a person, and in the recent time after the thought the item or person appears.
Oh man you won't believe what a Nogaring Syndrome happened to me yesterday; I thought about Luis and saw her later that day after 2 years apart!!
by Forthebettergood February 04, 2018