stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.

That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

birthday stab

When you poke the birthday person with your finger or something (usually in the stomach) so they will have good luck the rest of the day .

"A birthday stab for the lucky boy"
"bro the birthday stab WORKED"

by Russianclowns September 20, 2019

Stab

When you eat a chicken nugget and it’s spicy

Omg it’s stabbing my throat 😏😏😏

by Alinaaaaaaaa February 26, 2022

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

stab

stab#9019

A very cool and epic person on Discord who will brighten up your day and will make you laugh. He also looks out for his friends very well and if you ever come across hiss, make sure you never lose his friendship.

Person 1: Have you heard of the legendary stab?
Person 2: No I haven't
Person 1: Well I'm friends with him
Person2: Omg you're so luckyyyyy

by Daracoon911 July 24, 2021

got stabs

A powerful motorized vehicle with unexpected performance, akin to a “sleeper”

Joe got a new ride yesterday. Doesn’t look like much, but it got stabs.

by mustangman6799 October 5, 2021