smack the pony 

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

smack the pony by Greg-K May 30, 2020

smack the b

Aggressively hooting a b-toke, bro.

Hey Harrison Backer, Victoria, BC, want to come over to smack the b and play rocket league later?

smack the b by cockmaster42 December 12, 2016

Shank the wank 

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"

"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank

Shank the wank by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017

the quarterback sack 

when you take your balls and try to throw them in your partners mouth. if you make you will get them rubbed. if you miss then you have to get them slapped

the quarterback sack is called what it is beacuse a quarterback is supposed to throw and in this case he is throwing a "sack"

the quarterback sack by dumbcrap52 October 4, 2010

The"Daddy"Shark 

When one inserts both arms elbow deep into their sexual partners bodily cavities and procedes to move their arms in a chomping "shark"motion.

I'll just stand today...I was up late getting The"Daddy"Shark from my boyfriend.

The"Daddy"Shark by Myschoolsmellslikerottenbussy September 23, 2018

Shock the Mojo 

A phrase used in conversation when trying to get someone to respond.

Could also mean "Just do it."

See also: Shocking the Mojo

Shock the Mojo by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

stack the deck

to invite more of the opposite sex to any function, parties, events, or gatherings thereby increasing the odds that you and your friends are guaranteed a good time

hey, I was able to "stack the deck" for the boat party this weekend!!

stack the deck by harder johnson June 12, 2018