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stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again
"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"
by fretl December 1, 2019
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Hot nap

When you say you’re going for a nap but you’re actually going to masturbate.
Oh I had a hot nap earlier, feeling much better!
by BBB1979 September 19, 2021
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Beadle Nap

A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.
you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap
by lovebeadlenapping May 16, 2011
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Nap Sandwich

When you are so tired you rather have a nap for lunch
I didn't sleep well last night. I'm going to have me a nap sandwich in my car.
by John J. Tucker September 30, 2007
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nigga naps

the knots in a black person's hair
i gotta comb my nigga naps out
by Everly July 2, 2006
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Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.
This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.
by AJP7M April 29, 2005
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take a nap

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.
"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."
by sijfidjgalkjlk June 7, 2009
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