Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021

Floss

A Fortnite Emote (Original Dance is Backpack Kid) on Season 2

You should've gotton Floss on Fortnite

by Encryption June 10, 2018

Boardwalk floss

When someone takes all of the hair from under a boardwalk and uses it to floss like some fucking monster.

Hey Steve, you look wretched. Did you use the boardwalk floss or something?

by Plynut May 20, 2022

floss pride

That feeling of high esteem in oneself after you have flossed your teeth. May last up to 6 hours.

Lincoln was smiling a lot today because of his floss pride. He normally just uses mouth wash after brushing.

by vezzzbahhhh May 18, 2018

Silver Floss

When you old enough to have silver hair but take care of your body that it is like a 20 year old you have the right and should proudly floss off the hours of blood sweat and tears.

Dave Thomson is a Silver Floss God

by Silver Flosser August 17, 2024

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

denture flossing

Thinking you all that even with no dentures

Fook boi think he's denture flossing again

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024