Chap

(verb) Incessantly telling others what to do and doling out unsolicited advice to the point of causing emotional distress and exhaustion. Chapping someone will cause one to experience a mental sensation equivalent to enduring a chronic itchy butthole.

My mother is constantly chapping me over how to raise my children.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Chapped

Somethings messed up or something bad happened and you got caught.

“The teacher caught me shacking in the bathroom”

“it’s chapped”
“Man mty pants ripped it’s chapped”

by Nick Radical February 3, 2024

Half Chap

A smaller or fun sized can of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage. Tend to be used for mixed drinks or handed out for free at public events as a taster

Yo dog. Wing me one of those half chaps. I'm thirsty.

by Jacques Le Selle July 11, 2022

Chap of the year

A chap who has exceeded expectations, for one and for all. And has done his utmost into fostering the chap ecosystem to be involved and to thrive, aka Dan Brennan

That dan guy really is "chap of the year"

by thetruthsayingguyperson March 24, 2023

Chap

An extraordinary and dashingly handsome person.

Hot girl: My god, that chap is an absolute SnAk.

by Arcticuano February 20, 2020

double chapped

An insult with no real meaning. If you are called double chapped, you’ll know you’ve been insulted, but not how you’ve been insulted.

Gavy: “Those girls are double chapped ngl”

by Señor Definition January 30, 2023

chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.

That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.

by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024