the deadliest catch

when a chick has crabs all the time

dude she always has the deadliest catch

by datrednek March 17, 2018

catching frogs

A cover story for having sex in the car near the woods

We couldn’t tell my mom that we fucked in the car so we told her we were catching frogs.

by TacoJeff May 13, 2020

Downstream Catch

When you’re walking with your friends and the fart of the person ahead of you blows into your face.

Alex: Eww, Dude, that was a nasty downstream catch!
Steve: Sorry bro...

by ThiccqueNicc August 05, 2019

catch word

A catch phrase but only one word.

Justin: Fun
Me: Don’t steal my catch word

by Skinnylegendmeadow April 06, 2019

Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020

catch a kite

To obtain a note passed through the Jail or Prison by one inmate to another.

He will "catch a kite" tonight, and when he does, we better get his commissary money, or he can catch this shank.

by #TMI September 12, 2014

catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up

by Tangleteaser June 02, 2018