Windows 98

Ok! all you people saying it sucks and shit! it sucks now because its like over 10 years old and its no even supported! Back than it was like state-of-the-art!

Kid: Windows 98 sucks! It wont even run a programed designed specifically for windows vista!

Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!

kid kills himself.

by wesikens March 3, 2008

Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

by ben December 14, 2003

Steamy Windows

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows

Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows

by Mr Fox 91 March 9, 2020

Windows Shopping

When a person goes to online websites like eBay or Amazon.com to look at things they have no intention of purchasing. The electronic form of window shopping.

Jane went on eBay to look at expensive diamond earrings that she would never be able to afford, so she was Windows shopping.

by Kurtz 24 December 8, 2010

micro-window

To minimize your computer browser window in order to avoid unwanted attention from your bosses.

Mikes you better not be micro-windowing!

by Whitey4656 November 28, 2009

window seat

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.

"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."

by Phaad1 April 4, 2017

Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!

I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.

by Kay Web September 10, 2010