A waste of dick

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.

That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die

by Dickeyrific32 May 1, 2019

Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

Gainesville wasted

Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:

-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.

-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.

-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."

-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.

"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."

"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."

by Gnmuller November 29, 2021

shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016

Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.

Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh

by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016

Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

Canary Wasted

To get extremely drunk at parties while throwing oneself on random people to end up throwing up all over the place then pass out with one's eyes open.

"Did you see Abby at the party last night?"

"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."

by Canary Wasted May 21, 2014