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stand by guy

A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.
Jenna wanted to hang out with Dave but he was busy, so instead she hit up her stand by guy MC.
by SuaveCat August 5, 2014
mugGet the stand by guymug.
Debate Moderator- Will you condemn white supremacy?

President Trump - Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by!!!

Debate Moderator- SIR! DO YOU CONDEMN RIGHT WING VIOLENCE AND RACISM?

President Trump- No, they were very fine people
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 29, 2020
mugGet the Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand bymug.

Standing Coffin

Where you give someone a bear hug and proceed to jerk them off.
Grab a dude and huge him tight so he can't escape and jerk him off, hence the Standing Coffin.
by wickedwaldo December 23, 2009
mugGet the Standing Coffinmug.

Standing Tall

Pride; To be proud of yourself;
Look at them new rims! I'm going to be standing tall at the club tonight!
by Incognito Bot May 31, 2018
mugGet the Standing Tallmug.

SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.
I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!
by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008
mugGet the SQUIRREL STANDmug.

Taco stand

little girl says to her father while playing a game "look daddy im T-bagging him" dad replies " no honey you don't have balls, you are Taco standing him.
by Rivari November 20, 2014
mugGet the Taco standmug.

Lemonade Stand

I'm gonna go to the lemonade stand... where I stand and make lemonade.
by cr0nky October 16, 2009
mugGet the Lemonade Standmug.

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