A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.
I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.
Oh you filthy Internet stalker!
Oh you filthy Internet stalker!
by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006
A person who tries to be secretive about stalking, however, they make it too obvious to everyone that they stalked a someone. They will try to talk their way out of it in any way, whether they have to make something up, or they make themselves the innocent one.
Stalker: *Sends a picture of the street a person lives on.*
Stalker: "Hey, I got lost, and I stumbled upon this street haha."
Person: "So you followed them to their house?"
Stalker: "No, I got lost in a forest and ended up here"
Person: "But there's no forest remotely near their house."
Stalker: "Dude chill. I don't understand what's wrong with you."
Person: "You know, you're acting like an indenial stalker right now."
Stalker: " Fine, fuck you. You're literally the stupidest person in the world."
Stalker: "Hey, I got lost, and I stumbled upon this street haha."
Person: "So you followed them to their house?"
Stalker: "No, I got lost in a forest and ended up here"
Person: "But there's no forest remotely near their house."
Stalker: "Dude chill. I don't understand what's wrong with you."
Person: "You know, you're acting like an indenial stalker right now."
Stalker: " Fine, fuck you. You're literally the stupidest person in the world."
by Vansea December 11, 2017
A fake account, created on one of today's many social networking sites, for the purpose of hiding ones identity or checking out one's own profile as it looks from other users' perspective.
Girl: I want to know what my status says damnit!!
Guy: You should make a stalker account.
Girl: wtf
Gut: Sign up for a fake email then create a fake account and check yourself out.
Girl: lol y is it called a stalker account?
Guy: I made that up just now
Guy: You should make a stalker account.
Girl: wtf
Gut: Sign up for a fake email then create a fake account and check yourself out.
Girl: lol y is it called a stalker account?
Guy: I made that up just now
by facehouse August 18, 2012
someone that uses the internet to harass their victim(s) threatens, blackmails them with stuff that can ruin their lifes and humiliates them, they find out stuff and use everything against their victim
another name for a cyber stalker is (online pedophile) doesnt matter on age of the victim, leaking and posting stuff like videos and nudes of the victim even if the victim dont want anyone having those and seeing them, the chber stalker is considered an online pedophile
the cyber stalker might make pages like to pretend to be the victim, sometimes make the persons nudes as their profild picture, make groups of the victim
another name for a cyber stalker is (online pedophile) doesnt matter on age of the victim, leaking and posting stuff like videos and nudes of the victim even if the victim dont want anyone having those and seeing them, the chber stalker is considered an online pedophile
the cyber stalker might make pages like to pretend to be the victim, sometimes make the persons nudes as their profild picture, make groups of the victim
the cyber stalker leaked that girl's info, nudes, videos, screenshots to everyone, he even posted it
by anons15 February 19, 2019
A girl, typically in high school, who claims she has a stalker or two, when really she's just confused in the head. Basically, this is the kind of girl who will never get laid but likes to pretend that guys are all over her when they're not. Generally annoying.
Dumbass: "Oh my god, that guy is totally stalking me, teehee!"
Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."
Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"
Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."
Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."
Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"
Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
A song that is on your iPod, that you don't actually like that much. When your music is on shuffle, it always pops up and plays; as if it's a stalker.
Man, I was listening to my iPod and that Jonas Brother song kept playing. I really need to delete it from my playlist. It's such a stalker song.
by yellowkiss July 12, 2010
Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.
They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.
They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.
They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.
They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.
Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"
Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"
Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"
by llegoz October 16, 2009