Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008

pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.

Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018

pumpkin face

n. A face that has been cut, carved and disfigured in gang wars or hockey fights etc.

Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?

No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.

by gnostic1 October 30, 2010

Smashing Pumpkins

What i feel like doing when people have to add that they hate rap (for false reasons) when talking about a rock band. Rap isnt only about shooting and pimping. Stop watching MTV and then get a better idea of what rap is.

"I hate rap. Its only about guns and prostitutes. The Pumpkins are awesome."
"Yes they are, but youre still a dickhead."

by me January 24, 2005

Bumpin' pumpkins

When a female has an exceptionally amazing pair o' tits.

Check out that bitch's rack; she got bumpin' pumpkins bro.

by sailtotheemoon April 28, 2012

Pumpkin Pounder

a small male whom is sexually attracted to females of an orange nature

Hey look at Jack Pearce and his missus with a fake tan, he's such a fucking pumpkin pounder.

by EatMyAss115 May 15, 2019

Pumpkin Bumping

In the process of having gay sex your balls will bump. Thus refering to your balls as pumpkins.

Ohhh my gaaaawwd me and steve were totally pumpkin bumping last night and it was fabolous

by HU-4_Lyfe May 26, 2011