cowboy mustard

When Youre fucking another man in the ass, Pull your dick out and spit on it so the poo and spit substance turns into a mustard.

Brokeback Moutian Created Cowboy mustard

by Zdurocher January 8, 2017

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 9, 2010

Butt Mustard

Another way to describe the shit that comes out of a baby, it gets it's name from the color and consistency

You have to change little Johnny this time, I had to deal with his butt mustard last time!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

mustard tip

Have a girl eat a hot dog covered in Mustard, punch her in the stomach and have her puke on the tip of your dick

I was walking down the street and a lady gave me mustard tip

by Happy Puppies December 12, 2016

mustard mexican

when a person puts there finger in their butt and puts it on another person's upper lip.

my boyfriend loves dirty sanchezes, but i didnt, so i gave him a mustard mexican instead since its not as dirty.

by jayjay anthony June 11, 2006

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut

"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"

by squarepusher December 17, 2003

honey mustard

When someone believes something happened one way but something entirely different actually took place.

"Don't you honey mustard me! You used to love sushi!"

"That is not how it happened, stop honey mustarding"

"If you honey mustard this I want you to know I have the pics to prove it."

by Locus117 April 7, 2013