Bootie mustard

The detritus left on the sheets after a wild night involving anal sex.

A regional usage common to Mississippi and Arkansas.

Associated most often with gay anal sex, but could just as well refer to "opposite" sex.

Daddy brought home the cutest little Falcon, but when Sister Woman first laid eyes on it she screamed to the high heavens: I cain't be seen drivin' a car the color of bootie mustard!

by Showoffman September 08, 2010

Butt Mustard

Another way to describe the shit that comes out of a baby, it gets it's name from the color and consistency

You have to change little Johnny this time, I had to deal with his butt mustard last time!

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

mustard tip

Have a girl eat a hot dog covered in Mustard, punch her in the stomach and have her puke on the tip of your dick

I was walking down the street and a lady gave me mustard tip

by Happy Puppies December 12, 2016

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 09, 2010

mustard mexican

when a person puts there finger in their butt and puts it on another person's upper lip.

my boyfriend loves dirty sanchezes, but i didnt, so i gave him a mustard mexican instead since its not as dirty.

by jayjay anthony June 09, 2006

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut

"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"

by squarepusher December 17, 2003

honey mustard

When someone believes something happened one way but something entirely different actually took place.

"Don't you honey mustard me! You used to love sushi!"

"That is not how it happened, stop honey mustarding"

"If you honey mustard this I want you to know I have the pics to prove it."

by Locus117 April 07, 2013