Ham boned

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

august ham

A Watermelon.

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

by Crosse8 February 19, 2004

ham sammy

Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest

"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"

by cadenski December 28, 2018

Ham Cigar

The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.

"Ham Cigars!" (nuff said)

by MrPea March 24, 2013

Ham Adebayo

THE GOAT!! GREATEST SPASTIC PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!

Person 1: “Did you see Ham Adebayo last night”
Person 2: “Yeah, he dropped 92727389383727256282827 points. It was crazy.”

by The CheesecakeMan November 25, 2019

ham special

It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.

I got stoned and gave her the ol' ham special last night.

by mojoKornziahmegatron July 1, 2017

Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016