noun, Person; a person that usually is a cockhole that steals other peoples beer out of the fridge at a party, they usually come in pairs
(an outside party is a cooler pirate)
(an outside party is a cooler pirate)
"Dude I only have 6 beers left and I've only had 4"
"What the hell, dude, there must be a fridge pillager here somewhere. Assholes."
"What the hell, dude, there must be a fridge pillager here somewhere. Assholes."
by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007

The fear that something terrible will happen to someone close to you just because they're close to you.
Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.
Occupational hazard of protagonists. Not very untrue to life.
Kyle swore he would never let anyone die like her. But he and Pete, Bruce and Ben have been occupied with fridge anxiety ever since.
by enkephalin07 June 19, 2016

When the entire contents of one's fridge is thrown into the trash to make way for 50 bottles of champagne and a disco ball.
by spcdef September 7, 2016

by supermariokiller27 January 4, 2021

Otherwise known as an off-liscense, the big fridge is a place where you can get beer when the pub is closed.
Alex: Where are you going?
Danny: To buy tasty beer
Alex: But it's 9.00am
Danny: Don't worry, the big fridge is open
Danny: To buy tasty beer
Alex: But it's 9.00am
Danny: Don't worry, the big fridge is open
by dan squared December 11, 2006

Oh man, my trip to the grocery store was so massive, I had to do some fridge tetris when I brought it all in.
by Guyskiy May 31, 2009

by Flaming Idiot August 11, 2008
