When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016
Get the top ramen coochmug. When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
Get the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Coochmug. by awesome24678 May 26, 2010
Get the shit balls mother fucker in your mamas coochmug. by faggie_stank_fishy___hoeeeee_1 December 11, 2019
Get the nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishiemug. When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........
Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!
Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.
Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.
Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!
Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.
Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.
Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 9, 2022
Get the Rona Coochmug. When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.
Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.
Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.
Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024
Get the Stanky coochmug. 