the cursed people in definition the names "Lonnie and Sophie" are two cursed people who are insanely weird and/or odd who laugh a lot like absolute idiots
by Grand artist August 18, 2018
Get the The cursed peoplemug. When a player knowingly or unknowingly refuses to accept the Pot of Power after winning. Once the player has started another game, the Monkey Curse is thereby locked in and cannot be avoided. The player will then lose is a usually painful manner, which often will cause said player to enter a death spiral of depression.
by RCole February 21, 2008
Get the monkey cursemug. Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.
Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”
by YungCassper28 April 6, 2019
Get the Cursed Crossaintmug. The never ending flow of guys blinded by love, asking for your heart and hand in marriage.
Doesn't matter where you are, in school, at work, in your home or on the bus...
They will find you ❤
(*only known to affect beautiful, dark-haired girls)
(**may be an old Gupsy curse or similar of an Arabic nature)
Doesn't matter where you are, in school, at work, in your home or on the bus...
They will find you ❤
(*only known to affect beautiful, dark-haired girls)
(**may be an old Gupsy curse or similar of an Arabic nature)
That girl just keep getting propsals, she must have the Jaminas curse !
Yeah she always has a guy over ..
Yeah she always has a guy over ..
by thehandsomearab March 10, 2015
Get the Jaminas Cursemug. The Integra Curse occurs when a P plater drives a Honda Integra and they can't steer because they are noob, resulting in a collision. Beware: some of the victims who are inflicted with this 'awful' curse tell tales about how their drive shaft fell off and how it wasn't their fault.
Indian Bloke: Oiiii bro. my car rammed the barricade and now its written off.
Aussie Bloke: Yeah man, you never drive 90km/s in a residential area /sarcasm.
Indian Bloke: OMG Broo im gonna put my foot in the kent who sold me dis car bro.....
Aussie Bloke: LOL DC0 is a result of the Integra Curse and inexperienced hoons.
Aussie Bloke: Yeah man, you never drive 90km/s in a residential area /sarcasm.
Indian Bloke: OMG Broo im gonna put my foot in the kent who sold me dis car bro.....
Aussie Bloke: LOL DC0 is a result of the Integra Curse and inexperienced hoons.
by shammers91 May 2, 2010
Get the Integra Cursemug. the 'programmers curse' is a common issue where you learn enough of a programming language that there is no longer any major new information you can learn about it, making it boring, you know how to do most anything you need to in that language and no longer want to make anything in it. This is possibly due to a lack of creativity and or lack of a long attention span, you learn the language and have no creative ideas how to use it in a way that entertains you.
John: Hey a few months ago didn't you tell me you were learning Python? Make anything cool in it?
Kevin: Yeah I learned the language pretty well but now because of my programmers curse, I haven't made anything interesting yet.
Kevin: Yeah I learned the language pretty well but now because of my programmers curse, I haven't made anything interesting yet.
by Hanokite November 15, 2017
Get the programmers cursemug. The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.
The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.
Typically given to friends of Chris.
The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.
Typically given to friends of Chris.
by WriterofLife May 4, 2021
Get the The Chris Cursemug.