My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

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Warboy AK

1. A person who survives inner battles without recognition; someone who appears calm but has fought relentless, invisible wars in their mind and soul.

2. A nickname given to someone who endured pain, pressure, or mockery in silence—yet continued to show up, give, and love, even when they weren’t shown the same in return.

Origin: Slang coined in emotional tribute; phonetically used to conceal an apology when reversed (“Kyle bro, I'm sorry”).

Synonyms: silent warrior, unthanked protector, emotional survivor

Antonyms: showboater, fairweather friend, emotional tourist

“He never fought back, but he never gave up either. He was a real Warboy AK.”

by Afar Sagrav May 8, 2025

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full metal ak

A person with Metal face mask metal chest plate and assault riffle

There is 3 full metal ak kids in front of us

by Hi I'm a bitch aka itachi_ say April 30, 2023

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AK

Abbreviation of "alta kalet:, Yiddish for an old ass crotchety person. Commonly heard kvetching about how the youth of today have it so easy when the price of real estate is going through the roof, or that no one wants to work for 3 cents an hour, or that college was so easy to pay for back in 1971 that you could work a minimum wage job 5 hours a week and you were all set. News flash folks: the good old days are gone, and us millennials and Zers can't afford it anymore.

Here we go, another couple of AKers out on a Sunday drive on a Wednesday afternoon. *lays on horn*

by alcifer May 6, 2023

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