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a king's ransom 

a significant amount of money; a small fortune
"Purchasing that Rolls Royce Silver Shadow will doubtless cost you a king's ransom, especially via the installment plan!"
a king's ransom by Polo October 14, 2006

Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.
Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
Shit like a king by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018
A male specimen, an alpha, a man who knows what he wants, Values himself as an individual, support his other fellow kings, a true warrior, handsome young lad with a big cock, destroys vaginas like he’s thanos, and most importantly follows mrtraplord
Thot: omg he’s so sexy, I wanna ruin him

Queen: he won’t fuck u
Thot: why??

Queen: Bc he’s a king
A king by Kingtrapsallday May 7, 2019

Pulling a King 

To win. To do so well, you rule.
Wow, he is a great ship clerk, he must be pulling a King.
Pulling a King by King1988 May 31, 2021

fit for a king 

The best band in the world.
Fit for a king is the best band in the world.

lover and a king 

a girl's version of gentleman and a scholar. If your woman calls you this, it's time to go hard or go home. An egregiously high compliment.
Man: "My love, I'd rather freeze and die than you suffer this chilly weather! Take my coat"

Woman: "You are a lover and a king."

Man: "Score."