by Abstract identity September 25, 2018

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..
CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.
by Sgaana January 1, 2022

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.
by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023

by anonymous May 14, 2022

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure
by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023

Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.
by OilySaltine May 9, 2022

Kyle; I don't wanna.
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*
by SomeRandomGeekOnline December 6, 2017
