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Vanilla Ice

(N.) Rap Music's own Pat Boone.
(That means he's a sweet lil' faggot.)
by G-Union November 26, 2003
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Vanilla Bean

A tall, slender, attractive white male. Someone who makes one weak in the knees just by arriving in one's vicinity. Someone who even makes straight men stop and think "Damn, if it was only for a night... He's girly enough...". One of those effortlessly cute guys who doesn't know that he's unequivocally gorgeous, and who also happens to be a kind, mellow person on top of his boyish looks and charm.
Girl 1: Oh my god, did you just see that Vanilla Bean walk in?

Girl 2: Hell yes I did, he's practically Tom Hiddleston!

Both girls proceed to squeal and attempt to discreetly take cell phone photos of said stranger who's just entered their consciousness.
by Mini Tinkles October 16, 2012
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Sexual Vanilla

A person who engages in traditional sexual acts only.
i.e. Missionary style, lights out, etc...

Person 1: Have you ever experimented with BDSM?
Sexual Vanilla: BDSM? What's that?
by Gigiginger October 20, 2010
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Vanilla Kook

A young male of 16 that looks and talks like a overly large penis. This specimen has a large nose and banana-like fingers. He also has a BADUNKADUNK!
Errin Scott VanDoren of East Wenatchee, Wa..621 Briarwood Dr is a Vanilla Kook
by Jeff Reed June 10, 2004
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Vanilla Sky

A really good movie starring Tom Cruise. It gets confusing a little bit but the climax is amazing.
by sagzag June 22, 2004
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vanilla cracker

Someone who is whiter than a vanilla face and a cracker combined.
In short, the whiteist kid you know.
Pat: What it is vanilla cracker?

Matt: stfu,hippie
by wald0 January 15, 2009
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