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Paddle Tennis

A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
by Ball boy August 21, 2021
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Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell
"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"
by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022
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tennis elbow

Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.
by Chris Watts November 16, 2021
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Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman
That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls
by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019
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tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.
Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.
by Soleil99 September 13, 2011
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tennis

A game played on a big grass field. There are two teams who each have 11 players on the field at a time. The objective is to kick the ball into the oponent's goal.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna play some tennis after class?
Guy 2: no
by Fuckbaby October 18, 2021
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Tennis boy

a really hot guy with amazing abs and perfect smile that plays tennis
girl 1: did you see tennis boy today? he is so hot
girl 2: omg yes he is so fine
by leeshelooloo November 7, 2021
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