CMDR Akuma Tebori

The pro penis flyer with the insane newtonian poop skills who sucks dick in newtonian flight mode with -99999999 credits.

Cmdr Akuma Tebori is a poop fart

by unrealgmod38 June 10, 2022

Tebow

(V.) 1. To watch something multiple times, and cry at the same spot in the show.

2. To cry after losing a game that you had no shot in.

Jason: "Man, I started tebowing my eyes out last night when I watched that girl get killed in that show last night"
Friend: "Fag.

by tbs17 December 14, 2009

Tebogin

n. While engaging in sexual intercourse with a female, one punches the female in the face untill they are knocked unconcious, then their arms and legs are amputated, and finally they are rode down the stairs with your male gentalia in their anal cavity(your dick in their ass).

"Last night i gave my girlfriend a tebogin" -Simon

by Steve McNigglesworth October 2, 2004

teeb

Abbreviated form of teabag, or the act of dipping one's ball sack into another's mouth. Similar to beej (blowjob), heej (handjob), and reej (rimjob).

I can still taste that $5 teeb.

by Jawnny Get Angry July 17, 2009

Tebowtopping

The act of "Tebowing" behind someone and having a second person push a victim over top of them as if they were table topping them.

Rather than the table top, Tebowtopping is with a "Tebowing" position rather than a standard crouched position.

by Ccino December 25, 2011

Tebowmas

the high holiday of Tebowism, it is celebrated on August 14; popular holiday activities for and average Tebowist include decorating the goalpost, eating Tewbowmas cookies, and feasting and opening presents at the eleventh hour of the day

Xavier: I can't wait for Tebowmas!
Conor: Me neither! It's like Christmas in July! Only in August! And better!
Xavier: I know! My favorite part is opening presents at the last minute!
Conor: Same! Tebowing before Tebowmas dinner is great, too!

by clems19 January 24, 2012

Tebow Teabag

The act of sitting on another's face in the Tebow position and placing your balls in their mouth.

"That chick last night was such a Gators fan she wanted me to Tebow Teabag her last night.

by sEaKm September 5, 2013