tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

f-tard

An idiot, retard, someone of a stupid mind, with no commom sense.

UGHHH! You F-TARD!

by Applemartinidinosaurpurplerain August 9, 2008

Dab-tarded

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013

Urb-tard

People on urban dictionary who create pointless words that nobody will use only to promote their political views. (For example, this post.)

"Man, whoever added this definition was a real Urb-tard"

by Jenna Taleia January 31, 2017

book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.

When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.

by knowman March 26, 2008

r-tard

a retard

you are a fucking r-tard

by jordan eastbrook October 19, 2003

E-Tarded

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007