A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you
Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 1, 2012
Get the Taint Swordmug. by The Butchrord February 20, 2018
Get the sausage swordmug. by flat croc March 16, 2021
Get the Marker Swordmug. Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.
It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019
Get the Long-swordmug. Swordcase. Verb
When you are about to cum in a pussy and pull out and stab the clit w your huge dick. Like a sword case. She will scream.
Signifying you may cum in any hole.
Sword case.
!
When you are about to cum in a pussy and pull out and stab the clit w your huge dick. Like a sword case. She will scream.
Signifying you may cum in any hole.
Sword case.
!
by Dr. DogFB November 23, 2017
Get the Sword casemug. by Roines June 12, 2016
Get the sword dropmug. Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
Get the Battle swordmug.