Meta Swipes

People who still use Facebook in 2022.

"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."

by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 7, 2023

swipe in the club

Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.

"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."

"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."

by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013

swipe life

A person who practices the art of scamming banks by depositing fake checks into people’s account and profiting from it.

Every since I started the swipe life , I have not been broke.

by Mr.ColderThanAPolarBear October 13, 2019

swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.

During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.

by Deezlunch November 14, 2017

swipe

Enjoys good penis licking session and teases everything every time.

Man i hate swipe

by MegaMuna345 November 23, 2021

swipe

when someone says some dumb shit, you call swipe on it, then you swipe the fuck out they neck.

Philip: you can make six figures doing onlyfans
person: you can make a million dollars?!
Philip: no you silly goose that’s 100,000+ SWIPE!!!

by mary20122012 February 24, 2021